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The NBA All-Terminator Team

I know now why you cry. But it’s something I can never do. Horace Smith continues his NBA series, this time with his “All-Terminator” NBA team.

 Boston Celtics head coach Brad Stevens

Dec 8, 2013; New York, NY, USA; Boston Celtics head coach Brad Stevens looks on against the New York Knicks during the second half at Madison Square Garden. The Celtics won the game 114-73. Joe Camporeale-USA TODAY Sports

The Coach of the Terminators:

I thought we’d include a coach as well, because in this advanced age of artificial intelligence, there needs to be a Skynet and that Skynet is obviously…

Brad Stevens

  • Sarah Connor’s worst nightmare
  • John Connor’s worst nightmare
  • Danny Ainge‘s worst nightmare

Like Skynet, Stevens was secretly activated (Stevens by Butler, Skynet by the military) and he started to learn at a geometric rate and took a few underdog squads to the NCAA Title Game.

On July 4th 2013, he gained self-awareness and sent himself to the NBA in order to take it over and destroy it. We are currently in phase one of a three-phase destruction process.

Known mostly for putting time-travel hits out on the Connor family, he’s currently garnering acclaim for sabotaging Danny Ainge’s 2014 draft pick.

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