A few weeks ago, chemically-assisted slugger and ghostwriter-assisted author Jose Canseco reportedly accidentally blew his finger off while cleaning a gun.
Last week, he tweeted that his finger had fallen off during a poker game.
Ok well I might as well tell you .I was playing in a poker tournament last night and my finger fell off .someone took a video of it.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 14, 2014
Now, Canseco says he intends to sell the finger, as well as the gun he shot it off with, on eBay.
I will soon put the finger that fell off in the poker tournament on eBay for sale
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/534493297301938176
The eBay ad will read slightly used middle finger with 462 home runs could be used as a stirring straw for drinks
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
maybe I will make it a package the chrome 45 caliber Remington with the finger both for sale a package deal
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 18, 2014
Roses are red violets are blue would you still be mine if I only had 9
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
In related news, Antoine Walker just figured out how he can raise some of that money he owes.
