Tom Brady Says ‘My Feelings Were Hurt’ by Deflate-gate Claims

“I personalized a lot of things and thought this was all about me, and my feelings were hurt.”
MLB Execs So Worried About ARod They Hired Bodyguards, Checked for Recording Devices

Things between ARod and the MLB got so heated league executives had their homes and offices swept for bugs and hired bodyguards.
Angry Dad Smashes Rink Glass at a Little Kid Hockey Game

Angry hockey dad smashes glass because COME ON, THAT’S A PENALTY!!
Bill Nye The Science Guy Calls BS on Bill Belichick’s Deflategate ‘Science’

Bill Nye The Science Guy isn’t buying Bill Belichick’s Deflategate hypothesis.
Yankees GM Brian Cashman ‘Tried to Have Mistress Committed’ for Going Public About ‘Affair’

Brian Cashman’s alleged former mistress is suing him.
Cowboys Fan Sues NFL for $89 Billion for Reversing Dez Bryant Catch

An incarcerated Cowboys fan says he represents the Dez Bryant, the entire Cowboys team, and everyone from the “sovereign Republic of Texas.”
NFL is a Lot More Fun With Bad Lip Reading

NFL post-game interviews are terrible. Bad lip reading makes them infinitely better.
Chinese Dunk Contest Features World’s Most Brilliant Fail

In Chinese dunk contest, ball dunks you.