
New York Giants
This has to be Eli Manning, right? Eli is coming off a horrible year, but Jason Pierre-Paul has been equally as disappointing, too. That makes me want to go with Victor Cruz, the salsa-dancing wide receiver beloved by New Yorkers.

Sam Spiegelman
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