Week 4 Fantasy Basketball Stock Market: Cold-eron

Struggling teams are a fantasy daytrader’s best friend. Just about one-eighth of the season in, we are already seeing major lineup re-shuffling in Washington, Cleveland, and Phoenix. With every new starter comes a good chance of strong fantasy production and a chance for your fantasy team to snatch up a bargain. Let’s take a look […]
Week 4 Fantasy Waiver Wire: Gee-Whiz

Injuries are a beautiful thing in fantasy basketball. Not simply because they open up opportunities for new faces but because so many fantasy owners will drop perennial All-Stars at the first hint of injury. Five games later, the soreness has subsided and you have a bunch of serious fantasy producers out there for the taking. […]
The Case For Jamal Crawford

While the 2012-2013 NBA season is still in its infantile stage, people have already taken to making their cocksure predictions. Something that up to this point hasn’t served the Lakers fans (or the Knicks doubters) well. Predictions are usually just whims based off of loyalties or passions and rarely take into account analysis and careful […]
Winter Court Jerseys Are An NBA Winner

There have been some hideous team jerseys over the years. Just do a quick Google image search of the ‘74 Cavs road jersey, the rainbow patterned 1985-1993 Nuggets home wear, and the horrendous Toronto Raptors camouflage set to make your eyes sting. If fans should ever burn jerseys it should be for an offensive color […]
Brooklyn Nets’ New Pornstar…err…Mascot

The Brooklyn Nets took what essentially could have been a problem-stricken move to the New York borough and made it as silky smooth as Jay-Z’s delivery. But the man with 99 problems didn’t account for a big one. After making their season debut at the Barclays Centers, and after a brief introduction from their All […]
Week 2 NBA Injury Report: Nash-ville Blues

The first week of the season can be tough on players but even tougher for fantasy owners who have lost a top draft pick right off the bat. Not to worry though, we here at NBA Jerks have carefully combed through your fantasy player’s confidential medical files to give you a better idea of when […]
Week 2 Fantasy Waiver Wire: The Larry Sanders Show

So it’s week two and you are already combing the waiver wire. Luckily, quite a few players broke out pretty early in the first few games which means teams who drafted Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki can get some quick relief. Here are the top nine guys that most likely can still be had in your […]