March Insanity: The Plight of the Little Guys
Because we don’t pay these college athletes anything. Not only that, we embarrass and occasionally destroy their futures if they do accept money and we pretend like we actually care about decency and morals.
Make Opening Day a National Holiday!
The greatest idea ever was recently proposed on whitehouse.gov: Make Opening Day a National Holiday.
The Insufferable Scorecard of Tiger Woods
Here’s a list of things I would rather see than Tiger not win anything: The Los Angeles Lakers try to play basketball. Golf. Hot dogs. Oatmeal cooking on a campfire stove. A water fountain that doesn’t work. A frog doing the throat inflation thingy. Paper. An organ that plays itself. Shoes.
Sochi Apocalypse
Horace Smith believes there should be a new test for the Winter Olympics. The locations should be cold enough to spur the desire to consume massive amounts of alcohol.
Losing is the New Cool
Horace Smith doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with the Broncos blowing their shot at the Super Bowl. If anything, it’s the coolest thing they could do.
What I Learned From Not Watching the Super Bowl
Horace Smith didn’t watch the Super Bowl but he learned more on a Sunday night than we did by watching it.
Richard Sherman and Stanford: Why it Shouldn’t Matter
Horace Smith argues that where you attend college (and how well you did on a bunch of obsolete tests) should never factor into the equation when it comes to holding people accountable for their actions.
Breaking Bad: Football’s Power Overdose
Horace Smith believes with football’s power comes great responsibility – but instead of embracing that responsibility, football has collapsed inward and upon itself.