Liam Neeson Warns John Wall About the Knicks in ‘Taken 3’ Spoof

ESPN has produced a ‘Taken 3′ parody featuring actor Liam Neeson warning Washington Wizards point guard John Wall about the New York Knicks’ “special set of skills” to promote the Christmas Day matchup between the two teams.

Unfortunately, the whole thing makes no sense since the Knicks a) have no special skills, b) don’t know how to defend, and c) certainly do anything but shoot with “unthinkable accuracy.”

Of course, it wouldn’t be much of a spoof if Neeson warned Wall of the Knicks’ 27th ranked scoring and second-worst record in the entire NBA.

In any case, the last thing Wall needs to do is “worry.”

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Igor Derysh
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