Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett live tweeted his jury duty experience, apparently in the hopes that it would get him off jury duty, and it was absolutely hilarious.
His timeline:
Anybody knows how long jury duty last ?
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I'm sitting in jury duty & I guess if I tell yAll how I really feel, yall would judge me, even if I was joking yall would be sensitive. Lol
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
It's hard for me to sit in jury duty and make decisions and give my opinions for some one actions. It's crazy to see how this system works.
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
The crazy part is the people who doing jury duty with me has already made there mind up on this guy & the situation. So do I really matter?
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
The lady ask me if I wanna be here.. I said hell no I rather be home. But I don't believe in death penalty and Im not racist. Can I go now?
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
The guy facing 15-20 yrs…. And what's crazy i see both sides. His and the law. If I tell yall what he "supposely" did yall be like DAMN.
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Rule #1 don't talk with out a lawyer!!!! #2 all cases can be beat!!! #3 call Dockett to help plan!! #4 keep don't talk with out a Lawyer!!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
This is gonna be a long trial and I can tell this won't be easy as they think. I wanna smack this one guy on duty with me he judge already!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
They bring this big ass police in here like he supposed to scare me while I'm looking like I don't give a shit. I'm like you want ☕️ and 🍩
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I have yet to see the guy that is accused but def seen his pics. He look like one of my boys but I'm not sure. I hope I get kicked out!😔
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
They have no idea Im am double parked in a handicap spot out side this court house in a 450k car with a registered pistol. Who am I to judge
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I just walked in to another court room . Look at this guy ball spot.. He should be getting judged too!! #guilty pic.twitter.com/mkO5gQ79YU
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I just told this guy Im hungry and he's like I can't leave.. wtf U mean I can't eat! Ok watch this. Im gonna order pizza off this app! F.U.!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I'm the wrong guy to be put on jury duty. Dude is innocent in my book. It's all he say and she say. I wish I could talk to the guy.
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Hold up!!!!!!! I think I'm gonna get kicked out!! For my comment saying "yall had this guy guilty no matter what" and my pizza is here!🍕
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
A lady in here crying, I feel bad for her! Don't know what she did but seems she about to get 474773837 years in jail! p.o.p holdn it down!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
A lot of people N court today. I just saw a guy get 21yrs and he walked out like a G. He wasn't trippn at all and smiled. Jewelry heist!💍💎
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014