A few weeks ago, chemically-assisted slugger and ghostwriter-assisted author Jose Canseco reportedly accidentally blew his finger off while cleaning a gun.
Last week, he tweeted that his finger had fallen off during a poker game.
Now, Canseco says he intends to sell the finger, as well as the gun he shot it off with, on eBay.
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/534493297301938176
In related news, Antoine Walker just figured out how he can raise some of that money he owes.