We asked our readers in August who they thought should represent the 2012 MLB All-Jerks Team, and here are the final tallies. Not a bad team, if we do say so ourselves. If only Brandon Inge wasn’t injured…
Note: team is comprised of both AL and NL players.
The take away? Barely anyone voted. Maybe they looked at the candidates and decided that their votes didn’t matter. That surely has never happened. Ehem…
Either way, there you have it — the very first All-Jerks Team. Perhaps next year more of you jerks will vote.
| Position | Player | Votes |
| First Base | Carlos Pena (TB) | 14 |
| Second Base | Dan Uggla/Rickie Weeks (ATL/MIL) | 7 |
| Third Base | Casey McGehee (NYY) | 9 |
| Catcher | Russell Martin (NYY) | 12 |
| Shortstop | Dee Gordon (LAD) | 7 |
| DH | Adam Dunn (CHW) | 7 |
| Outfield | Shane Victorino (LAD) | 7 |
| Outfield | Jeff Francoeur (KC) | 6 |
| Outfield | Cameron Maybin (SD) | 6 |
| Manager | Bobby Valentine (BOS) | 7 |
| Coach | Whoever manages the Padres (SD) | 4 |
| Coach | Jim Tracy (COL) | 3 |
All images courtesy of US PRESSWIRE.