Michael Bennett’s Bicycle Completely Devastates 6-Year-Old Packers Fan

As if this 6-year-old Packers fan wasn’t already having a rough day, now Michael Bennett’s got a bicycle.
DeAndre Jordan Distracted by Tupac, Can’t Get Through Interview

Focus, DeAndre, it’s live TV.
Terrified Player Wants No Part of Massive Baseball Brawl, Flees

This is clearly not the guy you want on your side in a vicious Australian baseball brawl.
Utah State Player Can Dunk, Doesn’t Know How to Land

Utah State’s JoJo McGlaston can fly, never learned how to land.
Punter Makes Sick Odell Beckham One-Handed Catch at the Shrine Game

You know it’s a good game when the punt is the biggest highlight.
Russell Westbrook Tells Reporter ‘I Just Don’t Like You,’ Goes Marshawn Lynch

Russell Westbrook has apparently been taking classes at the Marshawn Lynch school of media relations.
Dirk Nowitzki Hilariously Trolls Chandler Parsons

Dirk Nowitzki spares the world another utterly boring Chandler Parsons interview.
Greg Anthony Suspended After Arrest for Soliciting a Prostitute

CBS not happy with Greg Anthony’s internet habits.