Atlanta Braves are Still Tops: Updated MLB Rankings Per FUBAR

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Alex Wood
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It’s mid-May and it’s time for another installment of Felipe’s Ultimate Baseball Advanced Rankings, otherwise known as FUBAR. Roughly half of an NBA season has been played in the 2014 Major League Baseball season. There’s still some sample size issues with our rankings, however, we are truly seeing an ebb and flow to the season so far. We are also seeing teams get debilitated with key injuries from Chris Sale to Jose Fernandez on the pitching side. Ryan Braun spent most of his time on the disabled list for most of this stretch since our previous rankings were released and now Joey Votto‘s health is up in the air as well.

The following stats and standings are as of May 16, 2014 (otherwise known as Lagwagon Day). Since I’m tired of ESPN’s laziness when it comes to their MLB power rankings, I went ahead and used a different view. This week, we will showcase Business Insider’s rankings (BI), which are based on projected wins and playoff odds. BI’s rankings are also good through Lagwagon Day.

Never Stops


Team Total Points Win Loss Previous Difference


1 Braves 70 22 18 1 0


As hard as it is to believe, the Atlanta Braves still hold the top spot in our rankings. Atlanta has gone 5-11 since our last release of our rankings, but they still own the best rotation, bullpen, and defense in baseball. They are also in first place of the National League East. Their offense has been brutal however as their hitting prowess and plate discipline has been one of the worst in all of baseball. Their saving grace on offense has been their base running as Jason Heyward has led the way in the Braves’ only competent offensive category used in FUBAR.

Stock: Even



Team Total Points Win Loss Previous Difference BI
2 Angels 87 22 19 8 6


The Angels are back at the number two spot. Unlike the first time they reached second place in our rankings, the Angels are actually above .500 this time around.  Led by Mike Trout, the Angels continue to boast an elite hitting lineup that does everything you’d expect from a high level offense. Unfortunately, as mentioned the last couple of times in our rankings, the pitching is very suspect for a team trying to make a case that it belongs among the elite. But thanks to a defense that boasts second best in baseball, also led by Trout, the Angels will continue to cover plenty of ground for their pitchers.

Stock: Slightly Down

Give it Back

Rank Team Total Points Win Loss Previous Difference


3 Oakland 92 26 16 9 6


The Oakland Athletics have been torching the ball lately thanks in large part to owning the best plate discipline in the league. It is doubtful that the A’s will ever improve on their base running numbers, but their offense still ranks in the top 10. But it’s their improved pitching in the rotation and in the bullpen that has the A’s back in third place in our rankings as Scott Kazmir has taken over the rotation and Sean Doolittle has done a lot to whip that bullpen back into shape. The defense is still middle of the pack, but might be adequate enough for this team.

Stock: Even

Heartbreaking Music


Team Total Points Win Loss Previous Difference BI
4 Marlins 99 22 21 7 3


We already mentioned the loss of Fernandez and it’s a big loss to the Marlins’ rotation. A good rotation to begin with, Fernandez was definitely the anchor and now the Marlins will have to navigate the waters without their captain. While the rotation might be able to still be serviceable, the bullpen is still suspect and is set up to blow a lot of good performances from their starters. If anything, the Marlins have a really good offense, though their plate discipline could use some work, but that’s the dualistic reality of having Giancarlo Stanton on the team, a guy that strikes out on 25 percent of his plate appearances, but carries a powerful bat.

Stock: Down

Making Friends


Team Total Points Win Loss Previous Difference BI


Cardinals 102 22 20 5 0


T-5 Yankees 102 21 19 3 -2


The St. Louis Cardinals stay steady at number five, but the Yankees dropped two slots to even things up with the Cards. Whereas the Yankees can out-slug teams, the Cardinals have been struggling on offense despite having good plate discipline as a collective unit. The Cards have a much better rotation while the Yankees have been more lucky than dominant, which leaves one to believe that the Yanks’ rotation will be the downfall of the club as they are backed up by a porous defense. But both clubs have strong bullpens and that should help both teams remain in our top 10.

Cards Stock: Even

Yanks Stock: Slightly Down

Razor Burn


Team Total Points Win Loss Previous Difference BI
7 Tigers 107 25 12 14 7


The Tigers are finally playing up to the hype, although they have never appeared in our rankings with a losing record. A reason for starting the year in 20th place in our rankings is because the offense got off to a slow start. However, the offense is now in the top 10 and once again, the rotation is in the top five. Nevertheless, the two things that proved to be their downfall in the 2013 ALCS was their bullpen and defense. Both have shown to be average so far this season.

Stock: Even

Leave the Light On


Team Total Points Win Loss Previous Difference BI
8 Royals 113 20 21 11 -3


Though Business Insider is not convinced about the Royals, their defense and bullpen has helped carry this club into our top 10. Wade Davis still has walk issues, but he seems to finally be comfortable in his bullpen role with Kansas City after getting lit up with a Line Drive Percentage (LD%) of 27.5 percent in 2013. The offense and rotation could use a lot of work to complete this team, but so far the Royals look like a team that will pick up the title of “Cinderella” if the Marlins should start seeing a dip in the rankings.

Stock: Slightly Down

Kids Don’t Like to Share


Team Total Points Win Loss Previous Difference BI
T-10 Giants 114 27 16 13 4


T-10 Red Sox 114 20 21 17 8


Both teams made big jumps to appear in the top 10 this week although Business Insider really likes the Giants in their rankings. And for good reason. The rotation is making improvements and the bullpen can be dominant. The BoSox have also shown similar production as their bullpen is tied for fifth with the Giants. Meanwhile, their rotation is one spot behind, you guessed it, the Giants. Defense and offense are also similar, although, as has been the case with the Red Sox, their plate discipline is elite-level.

Stock for Both Teams: Even

Here’s how the rest of the teams panned out in this installment of FUBAR:

Hurry Up and Wait

Felipe’s Ultimate Baseball Advanced Rankings (FUBAR)


Team Total Points Win Loss Previous Difference BI
11 Indians 117 19 23 15 4



Brewers 118 27 15 2 -10 6
13 Padres 122 20 23 16 3



Dodgers 128 23 20 10 -4 3
15 Nationals 131 22 19 4 -11



Reds 132 19 21 21 5 21
17 Rays 133 19 24 6 -11



Cubs 143 13 27 23 5 29
19 Pirates 146 17 23 19 0



Rockies 147 24 19 12 -8


Indians–Moved up in rankings, but still outside the top 10. Plate discipline is top-notch, but defense is worst in baseball.

Brewers–Falling 10 spots, the shaky rotation and poor plate discipline finally caught up to this team. Bullpen and defense is still best aspect of team.

Padres–They mysteriously keep climbing our rankings despite having the worst offense in the Majors. It’s all pitching and defense for this club.

Dodgers–After getting dominated by the Giants last weekend, a top 15 appearance in these rankings is not much of a consolation. Bullpen and defense have been letting them down.

Nationals–Like Milwaukee, the Nats have seen a major drop in the rankings. Pitching has been stellar, but offense and defense has been inconsistent.

Reds–Finally making their top 20 debut, having the worst bullpen in the majors and the possible long-term absence of Votto might see them drop again.

Rays–Injuries and a terrible bullpen finally caught up to this team and it might be the beginning of the end of the David Price era in Tampa.

Cubs–Just like the Padres, the Cubs continue to creep up in our rankings, causing much controversy from White Sox fans. But that starting rotation can be sick at times.

Pirates–Holding steady to that 19th spot, but BI opines this team is a lot worse than that. Plate discipline and base running are the positives worth mentioning.

Rockies–Off to a fast start and climbing up to eight in our charts, the Rockies lack of pitching has them ranked appropriately in FUBAR.

Bombs Away

Felipe’s Ultimate Baseball Advanced Rankings (FUBAR)

Rank Team Total Points Win Loss Previous Difference



Rangers 151 20 22 18 -3 16
22 Blue Jays 154 22 21 20 -2



Mets 164 19 22 22 -1 23
T-24 Twins 175 20 20 24 0



Diamondbacks 175 16 28 27 3 28
26 Phillies 181 17 22 25 -1



Mariners 189 20 21 29 2 15
28 Orioles 193 22 18 28 0



White Sox 212 21 22 26 -3 22
30 Astros 228 14 28 30 0


Rangers–A major disappointment, offense alone will not make this team a winner.

Blue Jays–Same applies to the Jays.

Mets–Remember when ESPN had them ranked at 13th in their rankings? ESPN hopes that you have forgotten.

Twins and Diamondbacks–It’s unbelievable the type of year the Twins have had on offense. The D’backs boast a pretty reliable bullpen.

Phillies–Excuses keep piling up for this team just like their losses.

Mariners–Being a game below .500 is some progress considering there’s very little to get excited about this team.

Orioles–At least Chris Davis is back from injury.

White Sox–Jose Abreu has been a great story, but they might just have the worst, overall, pitching staff in the bigs.

Astros–They continue to be consistent; consistently bad.

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Felipe Melecio
Felipe Melecio was the managing editor for the blog Pathological Hate. He believes that math is your friend and numbers can be fun, especially when it comes to baseball. Keep tabs on all his knee-jerk reactions on Twitter: !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)?'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);;js.src=p+'://';fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document, 'script', 'twitter-wjs');