Barry Zito‘s August was unremarkable to say the least. He was lucky to go 2-1 over his six starts as opponents hit .315 against him. Zito posted a bloated-Elvis, dead on the toilet, ERA of 6.46.
But none of that really matters. Not when Zito gave us this gem:
Thank you, Mr. Zito, we needed that.
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