Here's a list of things I would rather see than Tiger not win anything: The Los Angeles Lakers try to play basketball. Golf. Hot dogs. Oatmeal cooking on a campfire stove. A water fountain that doesn't work. A frog doing the throat inflation thingy. Paper. An organ that plays itself. Shoes.
It goes without saying that we'd all be a lot better off had you just accepted your punishment the first time around, instead of continuing to deny, deny, deny, even as the evidence mounted up. Instead, you dragged us through your pity party, and rather than ask for forgiveness, you played the victim. Not very baseball-y of you, A-Rod.
You haven't seen a preview of the NFC Championship game between the San Francisco 49ers and Seattle Seahawks until you've seen in it Taiwanese animation form.